There’s a reason he was the Dorito Pope - apparently he’s reliable, really easy to work with, gets along with everyone, and is always happy to help out a brand in need of some ad space. That kind of attitude gets you far in the video game industry.

It’s the Star Wars universe, the bar is preeeeeeeeeeetty low

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

lol, good fucking riddance.  

The movies Daniel Radcliffe has been starring in seem to be generated by the South Park manatees.

If men are supposed to be the calm, logical, and rational gender, then why are they losing their minds over fictional characters in movie franchises? Did they get their periods or something?

I really hope that The Mandalorian leads to an increase in streaming series that release episodes weekly and keep episode lengths reasonable. It was so fun having a new episode each Friday and never have it feel like a chore to watch. More of this, please.

The reason this show works and the Sequel Trilogy doesn’t is simple:

I am one of the biggest stoners you find in your life, but i have to side with the FDA on this one. I’m so goddamn tired of my stoner friends trying to tell me i can dip my nuts in CBD oil to cure blue balls and other assorted (less satirical, but just as ridiculous) applications. I really wish they’d crack down on a…

*as long as you’re white

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

This is Deadspin, we all float down here.

“Great article.”

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

Yeah, well at least their mascot isn’t a mobile home.

Once I had a plumber complete a job, and I was really happy with his work and general demeanor...so I went in for the good ol’ American handshake. He said, “You’re a real brave man shaking your plumber’s hand.”