It’s ok. South Carolina is still a joke.

“Everybody wants to be the beast, but they don’t want to do what the beast do,” Saban said afterward. “So everybody’s got to make a sacrifice. I mean, you want to be the lion?”

Some enterprising students will start a service that holds your phone in the stadium so you can GTFO and beat the line at Cook Out (or wherever). $10 per phone per game. Pick it up between 8 and 10 in their dorm room. Seems like an easy way to make a couple hundred bucks. 

There is an easy and foolproof way to get students to come to early season, non-conference games... Schedule actual good teams from real conferences.

“What’s wrong with tracking teenage girls?” asked Roy Moore.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

I’m still out here looking for "Go"so I can pass it

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

I don’t want facial recognition and the fingerprint scanner is more convenient than entering the code. Maybe next year? haha.. .

Guaranteed his wife found those pictures on his phone and he was caught so he said “I was just showing everyone how ...bad...those swimsuits are!”

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m sorry you had a less-than-idea experience - DragonCon can be really overwhelming to first timers - but I’m glad to hear you’ll be coming back.

I also think you need to determine if a particular “fantasy” is worth making it a reality. Some fantasies are just better off kept to yourself, and allowed to be just that, a fantasy. If you determine a fantasy has to become a reality, then I think you have to share it with your partner without fear, b/c keeping that…

Watch a lot of porn.

To quote Margo from the Magicians:

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

I never understood the need to keep up appearances when you have a job that does all the appearances for you. Who cares what car you drive? You’re licensed to pilot a motherfucking JET. Keep your cash and come up with some great retorts for the ribbing that the superficial tech bros and venture cap babies feel they…

I’ve been looking forward to this since I first heard about it, and this review only confirms that. It sounds like an absolutely accurate spiritual successor to the BBC series (I never got to see the 2 Showtime follow ups) and Maupin’s original sextet of novels. (The last 3 are weaker, partially because they weren’t…