Your comment speaks a lot on your character.

Flirting is the worst. Ban flirting and require humans to get to know one another via improvised interpretive dance battles.

I used to work at a Deli/Restaurant. There was an old regular who tipped well so long as the waitress kept him company most of the meal. He came in off busy hours for the quiet and so the waitress could afford to spend most of his meal at his table. He was pretty nice but a little creepy at times.

Ssssssshhhhh. Anyone who's actually played FXIII for more than an hour knows that the "auto play" criticism is ludicrous.

It was my least favorite of the trilogy, but FFXIII-3 had an enormous end boss with multiple forms, so I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about other than "Herp, it's cool to hate Final Fantasy now!"

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Sub-zero making a frozen copy, and then chucking it at Scorpion was the highlight for me.

I'm a teacher, and my last name is a euphemism for something sexual. Everytime a boy (it's ALWAYS a boy) laughs at my name, I look really puzzled and ask him what he finds funny. The student inevitably starts by saying "nothing," but I keep asking until he's good and embarrassed and the rest of the kids catch on that…

Remember kids: When someone smiles at you, everyone who has ever smiled at them is also smiling at you.

One of my go to responses was, "I'm not trynna be tied to one of these jobless fools forever." I really really really did not want to have a baby.

Up until 1960 schizophrenics typically said they were getting messages from Satan, and after 1960 schizophrenics typically said they were getting messages from the CIA. The mental illness remains the same, but the perceived source changes with each decade. SlenderMan might get a few references this decade, but we…

I'm reasonably certain that this is not grilled cheese. This is melted cheese in between two pieces of soggy bread.

The thing that some white commenters don't seem to get here is that you don't have to have ill intentions in order to make statements that are racist.

What the world needs now is a hero who is the antithesis of Slender Man.

Plump Woman will defeat him.

I wonder what the specific traits of her past mental illness were. This sounds like shit went very wrong; her own brain gave her a bad trip.

True stuff. White people want to go to Green Day concerts and Half-Japanese Girls usually have never even heard of them.

I read about a study, recently, of mentally ill people having suspiciously culturally-specific hallucinations based on the time and place they inhabit, i.e. if you lived in ancient Europe you might hallucinate about Grendel, if you lived in 1970s New York, you worried about the Son of Sam, etc etc. It's not the…

People with violent delusions behave delusionally and violently, news at 11.

Kind of like something out of an X Files episode. Slenderman's creator may regret the acts that his creation is inspiring, but now that he's summoned this being from the realm of dreams into this world, it's gained a life of its own.

Clearly, the only way to stop a bad girl with a knife is with a good girl with a knife. Or something.