“Excuse me fine sirs, but can you explain why I was banned? My username politely refers to violently murdering black people. Sincerely, PATRii0T.”

That PATRiiot guy is an extra POS.

Nice.

Honestly, he seems so genuine and like he’s for real having fun with this. He’s not phoning it in even a little. Dude’s out there living his best life post-Potter.

Quidditch ranks right alongside fantasy football in terms of fantasy worlds that dedicate a great amount of content to a non-existent playing field.

“Solo” AND “Solo: A Star Wars Story”? Whoa.

I love the fact that he clearly has not seen the tweets until right at the moment he has to read them.

This should prove useful

He’s a Detroit Red Wings fan. There ya go. Sports. 

Never tweet.

This Deadspin/Harry Potter relationship is weird.

He does good work.

I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

I’m genuinely happy that Radcliffe has managed to have a career post-Potter.

“Very subtle indeed”. 

That 9/11 Jets tweet was something else, though. I feel like it deserved to win.

Why does Daniel Radcliff always look like he stayed up all last night.

The renovations happened back when the Raiders returned to Oakland and was part of the deal that got them to return in the first place. The $80 million is just the remaining amount owed.

They’re really gonna be in the red now.

I’m pretty sure the plan was to get Oakland to pay for the team to leave but then they beat the Steelers and the tide turned....