But will it have PG-13 gore?

It looks like they spent their entire animation budget on rendering rabbits. They don’t look terrible, everything that is not a rabbit looks awful.

I find this abject terror of the female (but only the female) nipple in media much more offensive and embarrassing than the material it involves.

Tumblr is basically getting rid of the only reason the people I knew in fandoms went to it, which was explicit fan art.

Wait, people post non porn stuff on tumblr? in any case this seems like a bit of an overreaction.

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

I seriously believe Saban was trying to use code words to describe the extremely overbearing relationship. “Almost uncommon” as in “not typical,” or “abnormal.” But he can’t say those things of course.

Sell a house in Hawaii, buy a house in Alabama. You come out so far ahead that you don’t even need that sweet, sweet booster money. You can use that instead for a nice car and a big boat.

That interview was disturbing as hell, make all those camera pans to his parents in the audience take on a sinister “don’t fuck this up” tone.

I hope there’s no penalty beating for having to leave the game because a teammate accidentally crushed your ankle.

3-10, 1 INT in the first half? HERE COMES THE BELT

Alabama’s in the “Bible Belt?”  Sign him up!

God also said to forsake pork and shellfish, not eat meat and dairy together, sacrifice bulls, kill those who worked on the Sabbath and anyone who wore blended fabrics, and gave instructions on how to treat your slaves. I bet his parents ignore those parts.

Uh-oh!

Football Dads all over the country are turning to the wives and saying “See!”

So Tua Tagovailoais Hawaiian for Todd Marinovich?

I have a picture of me and 5 other dads coaching our son’s PeeWee Pop Warner team. We are pissed.

If a child shows a clear preference for right/left handedness but a parent forces them to change because of the parents athletic dreams then that is abuse.  End of story.

My condolences.  I'm sorry for your loss.

IF Alabama loses today, does the family and Saban get a turn with the belt?

Good thing beating your kids will only make them great athletes and have no other consequences.