Timothy Burke being a lying asshole, that’s what’s going on. Notice how everyone who’s noticed the same thing is still gray?

The actual question was about deflategate and not concussions. Your headline is somewhat misleading.

What’s the big deal?

Meanwhile, Tim Burke is desperately searching for the next typo on ESPN

Hey, question. Do we really NEED ESPN anymore? Maybe we can cut cords and stop watching and these shitheels will fade away, huh?

A guy on the worst team in the league, a team with no remote playoff hopes anytime in the future, who’d endured constant and countless trade rumors for years, is *still upset* about getting out of that situation and onto a playoff team where he’s a perfect fit, simply because they didn’t give him a courtesy call a few…

Yeah, I'm not sitting through a 30 second commercial to watch any highlight, no matter what it is.

Shame on everyone with intelligent replies to this comment! The real star of this is the term “Poopacabana”.

Pure Madness, Tim. It is now drinkthirty.

And Alford is a scumbag.

It was a busy (and well-dressed) day at Sluggers, Inc.

I went from “Woah!” to “Bored with it” in record time with this story.

“Police said they did not see the violations and “could not take any law enforcement action such as a citation or arrest,” according to a news release.”

Exile on Main Street: best album name of all time?

It’s a good thing bears shit in the woods, because I don’t want to be within a country mile of the pile he’s gonna leave behind after eating all that dog food.

In the hugely tense championship game of a major rugby tournament, my buddy made a spectacular break and beat all but one player, and somehow got off a ridiculous pass to me on the wing. As it arced through the air, I could clear-as-day hear my Mom let out a primal shriek in the stands at roughly 120 decibels,…

“just a half-sack shy of the NFL record”. So a full sack above the actual record, then?

This person would make a great Disney villain.