Trump does.

I express many thanks for awarding of American Cup of Hockey Award and am blessed for being straddled by the thighs of Chicago. Beneath the cheese I will glaze the ham, as was the old way.

10 bucks says you’re posting from Naperville, Palos, Tinley, Indiana or some other loser-ass suburb. Yeah, “lifelong Chicagoan.”

Good, well run teams are popular. Bad teams run by a guy who thinks TV keeps him from selling tickets are not. Why is this so hard for people to figure out?

Gee. I wonder why people weren’t interested when the team’s owner more or less told the city to go fuck themselves, didn’t try, and practically hide the team from them? Hmmm....I just wonder why the city wouldn’t be interested? Hmmm...what a BIG mystery?

Fuck you. Old Wirtz nearly killed that team. When I moved there in 1997 it was 10 years until I could see home game on TV. Fuck you twice.

In our defense: the games weren’t on TV for twenty years. Being a lifelong hawks fan is a sign you lived real close to the United Center or were really, really obsessive.

You act like Blackhawk fans should have given unconditional support to an owner who was morally against allowing home games on TV.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

I prefer to think of him as Johnny Dangerously.

The lovely thing about CA is I can easily and legally get my flowers. Iphone w/loads of R/r. Hopefully I can keep my big mouth shut long enough to get to spend some time with my “special lady friend.” The odds are not in my favor-

We have a game in a week or two, I think. I plan on playing, and I think a couple other Deadspinners will, too. We’ll probably lose but it should be fun.

You showed him.

yes, because if there’s anything this awesome comment community is missing, it’s the ability to comment on ads, where the good comments would definitely occur

Thib’s then put the little league team through a grueling 4 and a half hour workout. His issues with management once again resurfaced when after a parent complained, he made them go sit in their car.

Well shit. Thanks alot Samer. I don’t know how a person can unsee Tom Thibodeau’s O-face.

As a kid, I always thought he was the boring, Teddy Ruxpin-looking motherfucker. Now, as an adult, I realize he’s one of the best reporters they’ve got there and is one of the few journalists working at ESPN that I actually think has serious integrity and talent.

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.