While I understand people’s frustration with Trump being elected, they must realize that he won fairly and should be judged going forwards. People wanted a change and that is what they got.

Sendejo did a great Lions fan impression on that play.

You know, I wanted to make the same point, and didn’t know how to say it in a way that wouldn’t invite the wrath of anti-war-at-all types.

Reckless speculation here but this guy may be dealing with severe depression and anxiety. With the NFL’s ridiculous stance on marijuana, he just seems like a guy that feels trapped in that he can’t do the thing he’s tremendously gifted at because he can’t just chill out and smoke a J.

Buddy Ryan was more responsible for the ‘85 Bears than Ditka.

Much like my sentiments about Phyllis Schlafly, I will not malign the dead, especially with phrases like “mysognoiristic fuck”. That is something I will not do.

The only people who think Chicago has an inferiority complex are New Yorkers who need to feel like they're better than everyone else.

because this entire website conglomerate is what is wrong with the world.. and yet they posture themselves as being the only good thing about the world.

Calling someone racist on Gawker is good business

So I manage a hotel with a swimming pool. As mentioned, alkalinity is a stabilizer the prevents pH from wildly swinging up or down the spectrum. In turn that allows the chlorine to work as intended. It takes about 30 seconds to test a swimming pool’s total alkalinity. And that is using the most basic, primitive…

“5th Gear: Did You Guys See The Deadspin Awards?”

No, because I think most of their writers are assholes and the whole place has a boner for any team that isn’t from Los Angeles or Chicago, so they can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned.

Somewhere Ditka is trying to figure out how he can make money off his death. Perhaps a new flavor of BBQ sauce.

I like to get a ball on the fork about the size of a medium-sized dog’s testicle, with about 3 to 4 inches hanging down that you suck in.

A kid I knew from boarding school also did this, disappeared and it appeared there was foul play involved, but in actuality he was hiding out. Can’t fully speak to his state of mind, but from everything I heard it definitely sounded like he was under a lot of pressure, external and internal.

“I can touch my toes!”

Chicago will always be corrupt, no matter who is running it.

Poor guy. Congratulations to him and his players for doing well. The way he cracks at the end and then gets a handle on it is fascinating to me. People mourn and carry grief in a variety of ways, obviously he’s continued to live a successful professional existence after the tragedy, which suggests he figured a way to…

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Like I said, I gave up on ESPN years ago. It was great during the golden age of Sportscenter with Rich Eisin, Stuart Scott, Dan Patrick and, most especially, Charley Steiner. But then it changed. And I didn’t like it. So I stopped watching. I did watch Mike & Mike for a short while. But then they quickly became…

how can ESPN let Ray Lewis go if the cops already did?!11!?