I did a couple of years in prison for drug stuff. You would think that walking out of the prison a free man was the most liberating feeling I have ever had. Incorrect. The most liberated I have ever felt is when, after 6 years of doing some combination of all of these things listed EVERY TIME I DROVE THE CAR, I…

It is, 100%, to keep people from complaining to corporate. See, what people don't realize is, you will totally get something free for complaining to corporate. However, I'd bet that the person you just complained about will lose their job over the complaint.

so good.

They’re the Alabama of basketball.

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This is EXACTLY what it means. Middle class means that you can pay for everything. Lower class means you can't. Upper class means that you can afford fancy luxuries like flying vacations and luxury cars.

I see reports like this and I worry for the future of our country. I realize that sounds so cliched but it's true. I was raised in a solidly middle class family whose standard of living gradually increased as I grew older. Now as an adult, I've still considered myself and my family middle class - maybe upper middle,…

They haven’t installed the bases yet either.

Probably has nothing to do with his pardon application that's still under consideration. Probably.

I can't believe you actually fell for ol' fluoride treatment gag. On the plus side, now you know semen gives you a stomach ache.

And if you're wondering about those parents who are afraid to fly, John Calipari has already bought all of them cars.

Not that I'm a John Calipari fan, but I think you're quite misguided in labelling him a "criminal."

And yet Reggie Miller still walks free. For shame.

As a sort of side note, Clapton and I are both alumni of Kingston University in London. Richard James/Aphex Twin is also a fellow alum. Good company to be in, methinks. :)

Clapton and Steve Howe are on the top of my favorite guitar players list. Here's one of my favorites, with some beautiful backing vocals, I'm sure you know who she is.

one more.

Eric Clapton turned 70 yesterday!

Clearly the Jets wanted to see how well he fit in with the organization.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.