Also, don't drink the company ink.

Illegitimi non carborundum (don't let the bastards get you down).

See 15:49 on the Norm clip. Hilary's reaction to that awesome joke is priceless.

Looks good!

Seems to be an issue with the App Store link.

That's called regurgitating it.

I know, and did you see how our athletes were wearing red, white and blue at the opening ceremony? I was so embarrassed.

Thugs not hugs.

No, that's Charlie Watts. And bullshit.

I don't see him saying that: http://gawker.com/5914575/no-you…

Right on. I was recently pointing this out to someone on Valentimes Day.

She clearly meant couplets: "The Gideons placed this bible in your drawer. / Now go upstairs and over-eat some more."

Finally, I can quit paying strangers to send me messages.

I don't know. Not a whole lot of smiling going on in that beer hall.

Come on, the mistake is in the article's title. It's hard to take advice from someone who can't get past the first sentence without screwing something up.

Don't call me butthurt! It hurts my feelings. And my butt.