I don't see him saying that: http://gawker.com/5914575/no-you…

Right on. I was recently pointing this out to someone on Valentimes Day.

She clearly meant couplets: "The Gideons placed this bible in your drawer. / Now go upstairs and over-eat some more."

Finally, I can quit paying strangers to send me messages.

I don't know. Not a whole lot of smiling going on in that beer hall.

Come on, the mistake is in the article's title. It's hard to take advice from someone who can't get past the first sentence without screwing something up.

Don't call me butthurt! It hurts my feelings. And my butt.

He is not Herbert. You reach?

Yeah, that occurred to me too. Perhaps they needed a reason better than "crashing shit into the moon is cool."

Then we go to war with the moon, that's what we do. And all of humanity will unite to defeat our lunar foes.

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What you're saying is "drink Tito's Vodka," right?

That thing's about as practical as a screen door on a battleship.

Thank you, I was unaware of all these achievements. Perhaps your comment will be picked up by the Xinhua News Agency.

It's probably best to not use an iPhone that God has damned.

Yeah, I was wondering if that was the case.

Forgive me for possibly being obtuse, but in my experience I've noticed that more women are picky eaters than men. This is by no means absolute and there are exceptions on both sides but overall the pickiest eaters I know are women. Am I living around a weird subset of people that split along these lines?

Looks like these folks just blue themselves.

All of them.

http://youtu.be/ We figured it out in the 80s.