Nerd on.

DRUGS, FOOL...

Oh, no! Poor Herbie.

I know. Here are three excellent candidates.

Most unique? No, I'm sure I misread that.

Nice, in for 2. Thanks!

Watch who you're calling boy, space shuttle.

Here here.

Good to see a Toledo scale.

I hope they skeuomorphically emit a gasoline odor.

I would take that personally.

Someone should ask Tyson Homosexual if this Nooks any resentment.

How about Minnie the Soother?

Fighting for truth, justice and the Armenian way.

Yeah, that would have been wack.

"But Doctor, this man needs immediate medical attention!"

Hmm, well I'll be damned.

Wrong, the planet is no more than 9,000 years old. A doctor/congressman told me so.

To prevent any leakage you could remove the bladder from the pumpkin, put the beer in a steel barrel and put the barrel in a garbage can filled with ice next to the pumpkin. Happy Halloween!

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