And when they eat chips and salsa they probably get the stuff that's made in...NEW YORK CITY!?!

I've been very happy with a $30 reversible belt I picked up at Target last year. I had no idea such a thing existed.

I was thinking that too. What's the opposite of synergy?

Bummer!

Great! What's the catch?

But they will forget to harvest our most precious resource...love.

Those imagineers never fail to imagipress: [en.wikipedia.org]

Every perspective?

Make sure it's not a cookbook.

Sweet! So one day I'll charge up my phone by eating a Snickers bar.

I demand that the NBA enforce a mandatory maximum height so that the average man can compete. All those taller will still be allowed to play so long as they are cut off at the knees.

You've seen our movies? Excellent, that's basically how we socialize. In case you find yourself in a beer pong match, remember to yell "chug!" repeatedly, chest bump your mates and eventually collapse on the lawn.

You don't have Solo cups? However do you play beer pong, the sport of kings? (By the way [partycups.co.uk] )

Just report that as spam.

What were those blinders for? To keep sand out of your eyes in case a Mad Max movie broke out?

Don't forget Bizarro Jobs. And Right Mouse Button.

Yes, the world cries out for more American machismo.

You are welcome.

Are you saying that Gizmodo is the PlayBook of tech blogs?

How dare you preempt criticism of your use of a popular music managing program?