It was a rush job. They even didn't have enough time to spell check.

I bet the folks from the Donner Party would get a kick out of this.

"[Her] lucrative business threatened to go bust..."

"One should never let the facts get in the way when expressing an opinion on Gizmodo." -Paul Revere, 1775

Because it's cool.

Same here. I was young when He-Man was the important toy to have and, as discussions with peers often involved hypothetical battles between fictional characters, Skeletor's relative height made the tiny Darth Vader seem laughable (regardless of what Yoda had to say about size).

Older folks already have enough problems just using the TV.

I feel bad for the people who got duped — this kind of thing is enough to completely turn one off to orgy hunting on the internet. That's not the America I grew up in.

Thanks for hacking my life. -Foghorn Leghorn

Because.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

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It's the most embarrassing security breach since General Tso accidentally released his chicken procedure on allrecipes.com.

It is. The Japanese version dispenses used ladies' underwear for the policeman in a hurry.

Joe Camel. That anthropomorphic ungulate could make me try anything. He wore sunglasses while shooting pool. How cool was that?

Freedom fries aren't free.

If you bite the bullet you'll kick the bucket.

Good eye, I thought the same thing.

Sure, I'd check out some PET&A.

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