Don't. Be evil.

It would be cool if this used your pedaling to charge the phone too.

@rathat: Dr. Dre, CPA

@Xombie11: Shift happens.

Remember when Jobs said this?

@clR3vv: I think he's just pissed that the iPad itself is not all the stimulation one needs.

@Faslane: Great? It could have used some editing, what with all the begetting, imo. Not to mention all the plot holes and the unbelievable ending.

@Sunburn_summer: Has everybody checked their iHome?

@phiyuku: It seems like Jehovah has been fairly kind to this Job.

@AwokeKnowing: You could use the "Bat Hook." [gizmodo.com]

The unaltered official portrait of their chief executive.

@Tetsuooooooo: I don't know, that glove didn't do a great job at keeping MJ from making, shall we say, problematic contacts.

@ALT: I was thinking something along the same lines. Then we'll be sorry.

It will begin with Steve nervously reading from a statement that he obviously hasn't even seen before. He'll start crying a little, get upset and try to blame everyone in the room for trying to use the wifi, then completely break down in a pool of tears and self-loathing, muttering about how hard he works and that…

Oh, right. Not a planet.

@Jaredu: Dude, if you get another peek at the entire universe, could you do me a solid and check to see where I left my drugs.

@Nemock: Okay, Alanis.

@D.mobile: They shouldn't complain - I heard about those free trampolines they had installed outside the factory.

@coalheartly: That explains the deja vu I just felt. I could have sworn I already read a giz story about the iPhone 4 antenna problem today.

@PlaidNinja: BP.