I totally take your point that some of these suggestions are a little TOO charismatic for this gig. But from what I remember about Reading Rainbow, he played it pretty straight and low key. I think he could do this job well.

Your kids, on the other hand, will be blown away 10 years down the road when you explain to them that the guy on Jeopardy used to be our President (back when the United States used to be a country, and Tucker Carlson used to not be Emperor Eternal).

Im gonna go ahead and veto Seth Rogan. However, interestingly, I will accept James Franco.

I didn’t say you were a Trump supporter. I said you were a parody of an idiot that only knows talking points from OANN. I guess the poor reading skills is part of the parody?

It’s times like this I'm really sad that Trump had Poe's law repealed, because what you're doing right now is pretty spot-on parody.

Lol...hot take confirmed.

(193 minus a certain number of right-wing bullshit fabrications)/300m Americans = incredibly minor. Ask another easy one.

“I’m a bigot because libs were mean!”

Lol...lemme guess, you also have a hot take on whether the media gets to call elections.

Either fascist, or extremely okay with letting fascism happen. Much dictintion, very difference. Peddle that horseshit in a couple months when there's not a literal coup happening (hopefully!).

I just started playing drums this year at age 40. I think by the time 50 or 60 years go by, I should be starting to get pretty good.

I think the issue is that you can’t just say “a drink,” because that’s the euphemism we use to refer to alcoholic libations. “Beverage” does sound ki d of clinical, but maybe that’s what keeps it from becoming synonymous with “a cocktail.” The slightly scientific tinge makes it clear you’re talking about a more…

Acording to Doug Stanhope, she did actually sue him for a tweet of his she didn’t like.

Okay, boomer

I wouldn’t swear to it with my hand on the Bible, but I think that the author might have been joking a little bit

That, or for sex. Which, at this point in my life, I’ll have better luck waiting for that Nobel prize

I concur with Freudstein Lives, that Frankenstein really holds up. Some lovely cinematography. Some parts are a little goofy, but some other parts are genuinely moving.

Well...that could work, too.

As a flute player who can barely tune his guitar...I have no idea what you just said, but I loved hearing you say it.

Nobody on this message board, or any other, has any kind of power to actually deny treatment to this dipshit, you colossal dipshit.