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If Frames Janko isnt the already the name of a Star Wars EU villain (or perhaps a curmudgeonly rogue overdue for a heel-face turn), I'll eat bantha scat.

I saw it last night solely off the strength of this review. Do not regret, it’s as good as the review makes it sound. And I thought the trailer looked fucking *dumb.*

I just rewatched Raising Arizona, and that one was pretty gonzo too. Not sure what movies Mary Pickford is thinking of.

Some of us prefer that the kids we’re raising NOT grow up to have shit taste in entertainment, and like to plan our movie consumption accordingly. Hope this helps!

“Generating rhythmic patterns” is a pretty weird and dismissive way to describe songwriting. 

More to the point, did a *vegan* just seriously call *my* tastes vanilla because I like a couple of Ed’s songs? Are vegans even allowed to eat vanilla?

I know for dogs there's doesthedogdie.com, not sure if there's coverage for other quadrupeds.

Yeah, but as long as the AVClub keeps paying him to write this garbage, I think we’re stuck with him.

Have you BEEN here for the past year or so? Or are you too young to remember back when this site had real writers?

If the delicious irony of Sam Barasanti bitching about hot takes isn't raison d'etre enough for you, not sure what to tell you. 

Now do Manson.

A little sexism, too, with the Karen crack. Truly a smorgasbord off anti-woke snark.

Not familiar with DC Talk, I see. MotherFUCK Toby Mac.

Excuse ME, sir, but I always aim for pedantic tyvm.

It's possible to have two reactions to something. 

i liked the snake

What blanks did The Silmarillion fill in that you wished had stayed a mystery?

I don’t *hate* him, but every SNL sketch I see him in he breaks character, and that drives me up the wall. Like, I get it if it’s a once in a while kind “oops” of thing. But this fuggin guy seems almost proud of it.