There are dozens of us!

Are you...not supposed to do that? Was that wrong?

If your "point" is that I like looking down on scolding morons, then...sure, you're welcome for proving it. May you enjoy always being right.

My first morning on the internet was pretty tough too, mate. It gets better.

Counterpoint: I have two kids and if anything happened to them I would be devastated. But I’m still telling this joke a few times today.

What’s funny is it sounds like you’re talking about AV club commenters, but really you're still just describing Clapton.

Umm...thatsthejoke.jpg

I didn’t before, but I sure am going forward. What a great analogy.

I care when somebody very popular is actively making people around me dumber and basically taking my a steamy dump on the collective unconscious. This isn't hard to understand, I don't think. I can ignore him all I want, but he's still making the world shitter all around me, whether I ignore him or not.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, buy "American institution" covers a LOT of things, past and present, that should be nuked from orbit. Slavery, Citizens United, JRE...it's a lengthy list.

I’ve listened to Joe’s standup enough to be HORRIFIED that anybody would take his opinion seriously about anything. 

“Dream casting” heh

“That was my b yall, but Tatiana Tenreyo is a breathless twat." Simple, succinct, and accurate.

Enemies of fun everywhere smdh

Get fucked, troll

At first I thought what happened was Clinton had called these gentlemen for a live conversation. Now that could have been interesting, to see what those two chickenshits would actually say to her face. 

Fair enough. Also, I should REALLY stop trying to use the voice-to-text feature to talk about *Thelema.*

Interesting. I don’t claim to be an expert in the lima, but just based on the handful of phelomites that I’ve talked to, I think they would all cringe pretty good at being mentioned in the same breath as Satanists.

Is “Thelemite Satanists” a thing? If somebody told me they were a Thelemite and a Satanist, my kneejerk assumption would be they had never actually read anything by Crowley.

Yes! Last Unicorn, I remember now. I knew it looked familiar!