Look, just say thoughts and prayers. You’re praying for president Trump. You don’t have to specify exactly *what* you’re praying for him.

#defundthetonepolice

Go fuck yourself in your tone-policing mouth.

Since it was obnoxious anyway, you might as well just own it.

He's got the lack of proofreading for the job, certainly.

2020 isn't over yet, fam.

Difficult to forsee. Always in motion is the future.

I’m a dad with a 14 year old kid and 16 year old kid, and I admit, this whole thing has been pretty disappointing to watch on their behalf.

For a real challenge, try singing showtunes IN key while sucking people OFF and dropping off a ledge.

There’s nothing wrong with Crocs, and people who pretend to be upset by them are too precious for their own good.

I started playing drums this year at age 40, and if you give me another ten years, I MIGHT be able to do what this kid is doing, if you let me do all the sticking first, and then do all the footwork separately.

...as reviewed by A.A. Dowd...as summarized by you...as replied to by me...

Wtf is a "magazine," boomer?

Don’t burn yourself on that hot take, Boomer. 

Solid. I also just realized I should have said "on the way to the FOURSOME." You win this round, no matter how we look at it.

I don’t know if it has a name, but if you get off on people being withholding, I have a certain Bluth matriarch whose acquaintance you might want to make.

Or why not explore ancient Roman history with

“Brave" doesn't always imply "wise."

Interesting. I wonder if Willie was alluding to the Paige quote. Catchy either way.

This sounds like a joke, but on Willie Nelson’s new album you find the lyrics: