We'll know in early November, but my preliminary response is...America?

I guess you can call anything “a little laughable” when you are as full of mean-spirited faux-woke contempt as this newest batch of AVClub writers.

What’s the name of that snake that eats its own ass and assumes that everybody else will be as fascinated as it is by such a feat?

Blasphemy

When the hardcores have two different cutesy appellations (“Excuse me, sir, but you referred to me as a TREKKIE when I clearly a TrekkER!”), you know you're going to have your work cut out for you trying to please anybody, much less everybody.

Did he create it? Or did he just bring it to 2020 from the future, in a weird deus-ex-machina wormhole-based plot twist, possibly involving the Borg, because everything has to involve the Borg?

I dunno man, we've already tried crossing the streams, feeding it after midnight, stuffing it in a glowing briefcase, and just simply "fixing the glitch." I think this virus might be immune to quick pop culture fixes.

Worst. Peter. Cetera. Song. EVER.

If you’ve ever bought a Horga'hn, consent is assumed to be implied henceforth in perpetuity.

Matthew 5:

Great discussion, man. Let me know if you want me to get out the sock puppet big enough to explain to you that “who said it” is a subset of “context.” Otherwise, enjoy thinking you won this exchange.

Yeah, I got two kids, and after doing the math in my head, $30 is a steal (but keep in mind I recoup a lot of that by charging my kids exorbitant fees for the soda). 

Because context is for pussies amirite?

A white old man who can probably get any voice acting gig he wants, and is worth $85m that he probably doesn’t want to feel bad about having earned.

This is some really good playing, but it’s very distracting to me how it doesn’t sound anything like it was recorded outside. It’s still great, don’t get me wrong.

Without clicking the link, can I assume that “rap” is a very generous word for whatever it is that this person has produced?

It can be two things. Andrew Paul’s not my supervisor.

This is why I set aside time every day to jerk off to both Anne Hathaway AND Don Hertzfeldt shorts, just so I’m ready for anything. Come what may, so to speak.

So this cartel, they’re killing a lot of people, right? Maybe with flaming tires wrapped around their midsections?