I was watching Trump livestream when he made basically this exact defense at a rally (oppo research, don’t judge).

Same. The aired edit might be perfect, and I have no reason to say it’s not. But I’m greedy.

I didn’t rewatch the series, and I admit I was grateful for a couple of the flashbacks.

Crude, but effective. Take your star.

*It’s my belief that the world will be better when women are freed from bullshit physical expectations, not when men are equally burdened by them.

That’s just what you get when you Photoshop lizard people. Science can’t explain it, but then if it could, it’s not like they would tell us serfs.

*SNORT*

Fifty Shades of Greyscale

I think you mean Ændless 

Angry Dowd might be my favorite Dowd. I assume that’s what both “A’s” stand for.

I learned in science class that if you put Walt Disney’s body in the US and his head in Australia, they will spin in opposite directions.

To make a long story short, Arnold leaves, basically every Republican is voted out of state office.

Have kids, can confirm: they say this

Aw man...they’re totally gonna Last Jedi Picard, aren’t they? Sad face. 

you would think that part would resonate with the Alabamans, at least

Yes, “DINKlage” for the percussion. For the long string notes, I like to switch it up.

I would watch the shit out of that.

“You got Transformers Beast Wars in my Star Trek!”

For his next trick, Dan will fashion a crude man out of straw...and then just fucking decimate it.

What they don’t tell you is that 1,000,000 is actually binary. There are exactly sixty-four members.