If you’re gonna be this obnoxious you should try having smarter points to make.

Isn’t time uncountably infinite? Maybe countably infinite orgasms are possible. 

YES! I quizzed my kids afterward about what they really liked about this movie, and pretty much most of their answers boiled me down to, they liked that it trusted the audience to know who fucking Spider Man is coming in the door, and knew that it didn’t have to hand hold everybody through another tedious iteration of…

I like Zach and all, but one of my least favorite things writers on this site tend to do is indulge in wanky navel-gazing meta-commentary on their own content-creating process, and it really grates on me.

I hated “Game Night” more than any movie I’ve seen in a long time, and the fact that the reviewer above thinks so highly of it makes me rethink everything else I’ve ever seen that reviewer say.

Okay, now THIS post is funny.

I almost thought they actually had Tahini dub her lines for Janet. It was flawless.

“Did you refill the Britta?”

see also “The War Prayer” by Mark Twain

I did a little digging this morning, and your take seems to not be fringe, it’s kind of mainstream. I dug up a lengthy Jen Kirkman (tweet? insta? I don’t know what the kids use these days and I don’t care) that basically made the same point that you did. I was leaning slightly toward the pro-outrage side, but after…

I dunno, I read the book and thought it was pretty fascinating. I’m not sure how much of that intrigue translates to the screen, but I’m cautiously interested.

Sidenote: I read, “Stewart’s now in talks to star in Happiest Season, a romantic comedy set at the holidays about a young woman who is planning to propose girlfriend.” 

Honestly, it’s a little arrogant of Atwood to think that her sequel can possibly be as compelling as Trump’s ongoing prequel.

I don’t usually follow this show, so has anybody commented yet on the poetry of a show about zombies continuing to shamble on well past its prime, a ghoulish simulacrum of its previous vitality?

All the stars.

Why you gotta be so *negative*, GOSH!

Fukking kopyediting, how does that worc?

Counterpoint: Let’s not do this. 

To be fair...was technically closer to 3 hours than 2. Plus previews!