1. Setting aside for a moment how blasphemous it would be to fill a brand-new Porsche with grubby, grimy little larva-people, is it actually feasible as a family-hauler?

lol

I’m going to ask SirusXM what they think makes their signal so shitty, and use that.

The internet was a mistake.

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.

It’s weird with no noise. Maybe Porsche could make some factory whistle tips as a $5,000 option.

Challenge accepted.

So when Hulkenberg gets crashed into, we’ll get to see that there is more than one way to skin an aerocat?

^Check out this loser!

I was thinking the same damn thing - they both look REAL beat. I am 31, and I can honestly say on my worst day I don’t look nearly as Keith Richards as they do.

Not a lot of people would proudly display their failures.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

Shove Cummins 6.7s in everything?

So the chains to drag the dragon up were just the tire chains for the pickup? I guess that makes sense.

dat letter/number decal market doe. BMW knows all about that

VW: We’re bored. What other regulations can we cheat on?

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

Yes. You need to thank us for allowing you the privilege of giving us hundreds of thousands of dollars. Most don’t get to be that lucky, you know.

So, what we all imagined we were playing when we’re were playing this: