For Shakespeare, all the world was a stage. For Russell Crowe, all the world is his lawn. And we need to get off of it. And he’s keeping the ball.

Whatever, this website told Dodai that she looked like she was 76. I’m terrified to see how hold it would say I was. Dodai’s skin is much nicer than mine.

It said 29 for me which isn’t very far off!

it just told me I’m 29! I’m actually 29! THIS WEBSITE IS SOME SORT OF GENIUS

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

“97”?! Fuck you, website.

My friends and I are in our mid twenties. This app gives us all mid to late thirties. Fuck this app.

So many different ages! So little time! Literally.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

Um, the problem is that we already have women who are extraordinary, who take as many opportunities they can take on and are badass at what they do...and those women are still making less than their male counterparts.

And, like, the WHOLE POINT is that if you have to be extraordinary in order to get paid the same as mediocre white men, THAT’S UNFAIR.

And be the best, if that’s what it takes. If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.

YES. “You can have a mint if you want to momma, cause you pulled your pants up. And maybe I could have one too? ‘Cause I was patient?”

In your defense, Bruce Springsteen was pretty pissed off when Reagan used Born in the USA, a song about how fucked up America is, as a campaign anthem. I think you’re safely a non garbage person.

I lost my hymen to a Diva Cup, and that's how my tampons found out I was cheating on them.

He was obviously referring to the “visible” cartoonishly huge sinful bloodstain that would definitely for sure be there because hymens are like those Halloween fake blood shooters and this is a good solution I think very solid.

Not really. My sister went to a public school that required uniforms for a bit - she said if your polo shirts didn't have the logo from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle, you would get teased and/or bullied.

The hell my friends and I would raise over uniforms would be epic. I would fuck with the teaches and everyone as much as I could for forcing me to blend in. Trying to make me look like everyone else and take away my choice is like forcing an anorexic person to eat.

Asshole rich kids will always find ways to flaunt their status, uniform or no. While I agree with you for the most part, having people mostly give zero fucks about what people wore was a huge plus at my HS, (the rules we did have are detailed below in the gray wasteland) and I think having mandatory uniforms,…

This kind of nonsense is why I homeschool my nephew, and will do the same with my own kids. Morons in this country today don't seem to 'get' that creativity is a vital part of education.