I laugh at him because he believes he is of a superior race and is genetically and intellectually superior to the majority of humans, but all those “mongrel” people he looks down on aren’t living at home getting chewed out by Daddy during WWII documentary commercial breaks. They’re out there living a life with a…

WTF, they chose to put that on the internet. Are they possibly just pretending to be Nazis as satire?

The lines running over the parking lot at our church always buzz, but it’s worse when it’s raining or even just humid.

Not according to the Supreme Court...

Unless we have a catastrophic medical emergency, I do already know what our tax bill will be, within $250 or so, which is close enough to plan for. Good for me, because we are definitely paying more this year than last year.

One of the second couple may have had a disability that requires the presence of the spouse? My in-laws still travel a little bit, but my FIL is in the middle stages of Alzheimer's and my MIL sticks to him like glue to keep him safe and from getting agitated.

The only explanation I can think of is that one of the second couple needed assistance? My FIL looks “fine” but he’s in the middle stages of Alzheimer’s. He has to have my MIL with him at all times. They are still living together and doing some light traveling, but he can get lost in the grocery store now, so she is…

I also moved from Az to steamy hell (chicagoland). I don’t sweat much which helps. Don’t know how to teach that though, sorry.

Its a death of sorts. It's okay to be sad, even if ending the relationship was for the best.

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For some reason, this post makes me think of that comic "If Breaking Bad happened in Canada."

I’m confused, because I thought that waitresses were supposed to tip out the bartender for making the drinks for their tables?

I do, but I only look at 3 and 4 star reviews. I figure 1 & 2 star reviews are people mad at the server for forgetting the side of ranch and 5 stars are mostly family and friends of employees. 

When we drive across the country, in 8-24 hours we are in the next time zone.

Exactly. I leave reviews and specify outstanding employees (after leaving a large tip) to being them to the attention of their employer. I’ll also write an actual note and mail it to the attention of the manager. But I don’t typically do these things while still on the road. I wait until we get home from our trip.

Men never used to have to be told to remove their hats indoors, but hat etiquette seems to have died out along with RSVP and thank you note etiquette.

Maybe it’s a false memory, but I seem to remember a condom commercial that was basically a couple lying in bed listening to an infant scream its head off...

Dont be a brat.

As a general rule? Most anti-black racists are White. She looks like a racist.

My body temp is normally 96.7 and I’m not cold. If anything, I’m too warm all the time.