That would be Tyquan Lewis. 

My biggest takeaway from this is that I’m a fan of the Ohio State player who immediately went to the sideline worker that got knocked down and patiently helped her to her feet while the altercation happened right next to them. Good on him and I hope that lady is alright.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

Nah, that’s never how it works for those types. It’s god’s will when what they wanted to happen happens. But when what they want to happen doesn’t happen, it’s the work of the devil. It’s never god sending them a message to warn them they’re being righteous assholes and should probably change their lives before they…

I’m not a fan of Warhol, buuuuut I still take no pleasure in reading about his work being destroyed. You can dislike someone’s work and still respect its artistic significance. That the dude whose shit got jacked is a writhing pile of Trump-supporting shitworms is only the slimmest of silver linings.

They all prayed that His will be done...I can only conclude that this is part of His plan.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

It was explicitly stated that the FO cruisers could keep pace but not catch up. It was said out loud. Maybe you missed that.

You guys, none of this is real.

This scene bugged the shit out of me but not for the reason described.

“BB-8, sorry to do this little buddy, but....well...your kind replaceable. You can calculate hyperspace jumps...that’s kinda your main purpose. So give us about 20 minutes, then hyperspace this piece of shit into that big-ass First Order ship. We’re gonna bounce and regroup later. Thanks, bud! I’ll make sure you get a…

Couldn’t they just “volunteer” an astromech droid to do that shit?

Trump’s not smart enough to plan these things on dead news days/news dump days, like a Friday afternoon. When it happens, it’ll happen at, like, 9 AM on a Monday.

Yesterday Trump actually started to scream and rage at the FBI while in FBI HQ while giving his speech to those cops. It wasn’t just the White House lawn, he raged about Mueller in Mueller’s work place. He’s scared as hell.

“No one turned over, people are saying - the best people, really - that no one in HISTORY has turned over more seats in a midterm election than me. Winning, bigly!” - President of the United States, a walking, semi-sentient giant sphincter.

You should see the returns that lottery winners get on a $5 ticket.

But the fact that there are hobos down on earth suggests it’s not about a universally guaranteed wage and employment. It’s universally guaranteed wage and employment for those lucky enough, or connected enough, to earn a spot in the sky cities.

It seems like it could be interpreted as a prescient reflection on…

I swear I thought your conclusion was gonna be “So basically George Jetson is just a white dude.”

Theory: That isn’t a Hobo, but rather a 2062 hipster.

Both Taris and Coruscant are fairly clearly based on Trantor, from Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series.