A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

I beg you to consider the negative impact ridding the world of epee: without epee, Will Shortz will never be able to complete another puzzle.

You’ve pissed off both the horse people and the arrow people. Ask Custer what happens next.

Ah, the esoteric “Olympic archery truther”.

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

I have a new found respect for you, and your lady friend.

My wife and I occasionally watch Family Feud just so we can come up with the best Charlie answer for each board.

10:45 am

The Gang Gets Caught Doping

When we’ve finally annihilated the traditional aspects of our culture so thoroughly that even dressage is publicly scorned, and when we elect Hillary Clinton and the Russians hack her e-mail again before their invasion, you and your ilk like Princess Patrick Red Ford will be glad to have someone around who can command…

If only Mac made the judo team, and Charlie and Frank were finally successful in their letter writing campaign to get rat bashing admitted as an Olympic event...

I couldn’t get over how much Efimova looked like Sweet Dee.

“Naaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I’m imagining Terence Malick filming this script, stretching it out to 85 minutes - no added dialogue, just long gorgeously framed shots of open countryside, teeming crowds on sidewalks, people jostling through the gates of a ballpark, players going through their pregame rituals, etc., all set to a score somewhere…

(earlier in the day)

Kind of rare to see a fan from Australia.

Gas, brake, honk. Sack, pick, sack. Honk, honk, punch

And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain!

Uh, dad, towel rack.