False! Roman and Woody don't walk into the bar, because all the patrons are at least 21.

I got a resume for a job as an administrative assistant at a nonprofit that said "Objective: to obtain a part-time babysitting position"

Come on over to the dark side! Some of us are committed to using "woman," even if it endangers boners. It's like a targeted boner-cide. Only the good boners survive the cleanse.

Kat, lip gloss, nail polish, etc. ARE female-related. It is not historical for a man (a person who identifies as a man) to wear those things. Now I don't have a problem with anyone wearing those things (and in fact I have a male cousin who wears makeup and nail polish and he looks great) but it's clearly…

No, NARS Cruella! :)

If she did all that, I think her having access to a gun might be the least of my problems.

I would, but now they're covered with crumbs and I'm pretty sure you can't handle that. No man can handle that.

And every one of those poor kids grew up to be virgins...

I did that in bed once! Reached down one-handed to hike the covers a little farther up, but they were caught on something and didn't budge, so I just yanked harder. At which point I lost my grip and punched myself in the face. No lasting damage, but my husband couldn't go to sleep for twenty minutes b/c he was…

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

I prefer that you call them "freedom wands".

To be fair, it is a best dressed, not a best dresser list.

You are asking for special treatment, you're just too arrogant to see it. Oh and many religious sites have stood for centuries, I think they will stand around without your interest in their architecture you fucking prick. The Wailing Wall stood since the 4th century - without tourist help. Your arrogance is amazing.

haha, i knew totally knew that already! hahaha! I'm not old and irrelevant! hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHahaha ;(

Well isn't that the enameled pot calling the ramekin beige?

omg i swear i once heard a dude refusing to give up his seat for an extremely pregnant lady he said 'i dont believe in giving up seats for women because im a feminist'

We might laugh, but I've never seen an Argentinian werewolf so it's clearly working.

Look in my closet- apparently the trends are grey, olive green, and black. And scarves. And lots of fleece jackets with kleenexes in the pockets.