Well, here’s some totally uninformed counterpoints if they helps you get over this:

I’m sorry, but that money was 100% used to build a secret fuck dungeon for Reid and Bigelow and there is no chance those alloys actually exist.

Good form.

I realize I’ve written many posts in the past about whatever embedded player this is that Kotaku has had an on again, off again love affair with over several years and I might sound like a person who has nothing better to do with their time, but what’s the advantage of using it? You guys upload your videos to YouTube…

he could freaky friday body swap with literally 30% of the people in Fenway on any given night and nobody would notice

Hey, a walking dead article!

Why does Mourinho feel the need to tell them winning side to calm down after beating his team? He’s such a petulant asshole. Good grief.

Found a picture of the suspects:

He’s 71 years old, eats fast food every day, thinks exercise is unhealthy, was never too smart to begin with, and has the most stressful job in the world. His body’s gonna start failing him sooner rather than later

I think JD Power could do a better job explaining why GM beats, for example, Mercedes, BMW, Audi in terms of ‘initial quality’. I’m assuming it’s weighted to people’s expectations + money spent, but it doesn’t make a lot of sense from the outside looking in.

You want the truth?

LeBatard said something this morning that stuck with me: We’re fast approaching a point where Alex Rodriguez will be more well liked than Derek Jeter. Who saw that coming?

As a professional Manning hater, nothing brings me more joy.

Olbermann could only sexually harass himself, but he would definitely get fired for it.

11 seconds? Hold my beer

I still cant get over the fact that this man and his neighbors were out practicing cheers for the upcoming school year. Utah must really be a strange place.

It is mind-boggling to me that they aren’t electric or electric/gas. I live in a “city” of 60,000 and an electric vehicle could easily cover its daily route and return for a charge. The reduced wear and tear alone from regen braking and not having an idling engine (or the wear on the engine from starting and stopping)…

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

This would have been a good opportunity for an electric fleet, even natural gas would have been better.

He didn’t ask all of them for permission. Did you read the fucking article?