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Definitely the odds. Or a dead horse.

I think your grievance is with the judge (a woman, by the way), not with the NFL.

So first he beat his girlfriend, now he beat his suspension. What will he beat next?

Weeks?!

You must be fun at parties. This is amazing

If rose would have done that he would be out for three weeks

I will forever hate Joakim Noah for this

Banging hot moms is NOT gross.

Actually, he's smart. Annoying, of course, but smart.

Right on with all counts: you are an idiot, you said racist things, and those kind of comments are gross and need to be stopped.

Right, look at the local auto dealer; his kid is in... every ad? Wait, that can't be right.

I think the videos are awesome, wholesome, and a great way to fund the kids college education.

Or widely successful if you consider it's apparently enough to land a hate-filled think piece on a fairly popular blogger site.

Oh so we can objectify the dad???? Reeeal nice double standard, Hitler Junior.

Yeah, this type of hyperbolic outrage is ridiculous.

The gawker writer snark is strong in this one. I just usually sub out the word "white" and replace it with "black" in these types of articles, see if it still looks like something they'd write.. and of course it isn't. That usually sniffs out the loser writers.

Pretty bad when I feel compelled to support these terrible videos, but this cut-rate-Drew-Margary "I'm so angry about boring innocuous stuff that I'm SWEARING" schtick is, amazingly, worse.

#StopWhitePeople2014

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