Clerk: OK sir, that'll be $2.67

I prefer my groin injury gifs to be a bit more artistic...

I'll tell you how painful and debilitating a nut shot is: This article made my nuts hurt a little, and I refuse to watch any of your clips.

Kangaroos do it best.

MISANDRY TIME!

Technically this list was only open to two-wheeled vehicles, otherwise you'd see the WWII Nazi tank tread Kettenrad and the four-wheeled V10 Dodge Tomahawk here.

You make up shit about cutler with no facts or evidence, just your insane, over the top, maniacal rantings. I come at you with facts and knowledge. You reply telling me to kill myself. I rightfully tell you to go eat a bag of dicks.

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

This record is just another part of Los Angeles' franchise rebranding process taking place this season.

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

For some reason, he really wants to get back on the field this week against the Bears defense.

I know he went overboard with his "Old School" ways of disciplining his kid but A) his son hurt another kid 1st and deserved some kind of punishment. B) he honestly thought he was "Doing the right thing". Beating a woman who isn't attacking you is a no grey area, pack your bags type of awful mistake this is wrong but…

While I agree that the defense should get the lions share of the blame, what do you expect when the offense keeps going three and out or turning the ball over. Cutler has one of the best groups of skill position guys in the league, and can't score a single point until garbage time? Has any quarterback in recent…

Here's to at least 7 more playoff disappointments. Happy new year, Jay.