ehhhh forget it it's not worth finishing, I hate soccer let them all kill each other.

A BJ with a rubber for $600 is the saddest crime in this whole story

Watching Top Fuel drag racers is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lives. There is simply no way to describe it that would do it even 1% of the required justice.

Because it's the dictionary definition of awesome?

At what point does a guy shooting at police on live TV stop being a "suspect"?

PLOT TWIST!

The chick in the rape video is kind of asking for it, right? Like she talks about taking off her bra and then says she's not tired yet and asks if he wants to do something fun. Seconds later she's in bed.

You mean Cortland Innegan

Black people aren't violent.

"First American International LLC"

The most amazing thing about this Lancaster mascot fight is that the actual students don't seem to care one way or the other. The entire fight is being waged by middle-aged alumni who never left town. It's sort of sad watching then vigorously defending their decades-old high school nostalgia.

Makes sense for both the Bears and Brandon Marshall. Being on another team is usually the best way to catch touchdowns from Jay Cutler.

"Highlight truthers" is your "trolls"-way to dismiss any argument now, right? Be honest - you think that's a fight? Not a single fist was thrown there.

Nothing about that was a "real NBA fight" or even a "tackle."

I watched the video in order to see a "real fight." I am still waiting to see a "real fight."

Next time let me know that I'm just watching two men kiss.

We're done here. I'm calling it.

Derrick Rose makes Greg Oden look like A.C. Green.