“You know, we have, we had great generals in this country. Well, we have them still, somewhat. But I want to remind you that one of those great generals, a good friend of mine by way, great guy, love him, anyway, he once said, or maybe it was kissinger but i don’t think so because kissinger irritated me and i love…

They look like fucking trilobites.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

why isn’t Ted Nugent making tons of money writing songs for these assholes? they share ideologies and he’s a musician... a has been, but still, I’m sure he can put together a few chords and a hook for them.

Kinkajous are very, very cute:

Is it coincidence that the average length of a menstrual cycle is close to the lunation period?

I’ve lived just outside Houston my entire life, minus going off to college, and I approve this message. No matter where you live there are idiots that make your town/state/country look bad, we just seem to have a lot of them around here.

It’s like one of those horrible ironic curses. You’re surrounded by younger and younger women. They get prettier and prettier. And then you realize? You’re in a nursing home. (I’m sure I’ve stolen that, b/c I’m not that funny.)

That reminds me of a conversation I had when I was about 10. I was sitting talking with these two boys in my neighborhood after we’d been playing basketball and they actually asked me where the pee comes out. I explained that girls have three holes and we just moved on with our lives. I do remember being shocked that…

Give me back my purse, I don’t know you!

Thank you for sharing your painful story. I don’t think that’s true, though. I *do* believe, even as a woman who has been raped and sexually assaulted by men, that there are good men out there who don’t have these violent desires, whether outright or subconsciously. There are a lot of awful, disgusting pigs out there,…

One thing I do for lack of a better word find “interesting”: it seems like a lot of players in the porn the industry are taking Stoya’s allegations very seriously and disassociating themselves with Deen as quickly as possible. It’s too bad that, say, the NFL or NCAA won’t take a page from this playbook.

This is a fun column and also I live in LA and volunteer as tribute to be your date any time (because open bars are the best and there is nothing better than a million free appetizers instead of a full meal).

and to think I felt bad for Phat Bui... whatever. vietnamese names are awesome and the 1st/2nd generation have an even more awesome sense of humor.

The drink special at the Viper Room was called the Phoenix?! Who thought that was a good idea?

I am glad and honoured to be able to make people happy by simply making them laugh at something that appears outrageous and ridiculous. Much tragic events have happened all over the world, out of it all only happiness can mend. As an individual I hope I have played a part in brightening your days!

It’s certainly not my style and I would never wear it, but it is rather universally flattering. There are a lot of different body types posted in those pictures and while none of them look amazing in the dress, none of them look bad in it either. I would think being on TV, not looking bad is most of the battle.

I spent New Years eve alone a few years ago right after a bad break up. I wasn’t adjusted to how terrible it was going to be yet, so I decided to just keep myself busy. I made an ice cream wedding cake. I made the ice cream from scratch, and then I froze it into 3 different size cake pans. Then I used the same size…