I was way more of a smart-ass when I worked in a bookstore, since my manager was always job hunting and couldn’t have cared less. During the height of the “Twilight” craze, right when the last book and the first movie had been released, we were sent a metric ton of merch, including those SweetHearts chalk-flavored…

Eddie Izzard always wins!

Oh, those are for claiming countries. n_n

Good idea George! No, in all sincerity. I would like you to see you putting a little more of your money where your mouth is, as the films you’ve directed (Monuments Men, Ides of March, Good Night and Good Luck, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Leatherheads) have all been pretty male-loaded, four of them by necessity.…

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

There are plenty of people for whom the mechanics of doing-the-do are less comprehensible than James Joyce’s Ulysses. If you’ve got it in you, great! Have fun. But don’t discount the value of this article for someone who could legitimately use it to transform their sex life.

I try to play nice with others.

I purposely avoided making a similar joke where I would (understandably) taken to task : -)

Oompa LoompAmerican...*gigglesnort*

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Was Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back” not available?

She’s a bit too brown for those branch Davisians.

In one sense, I agree that the situations aren’t comparable. Davis refuses to act as the state performing a function of the state, when in reality the state itself does not have a freedom to religion. She has that job, she needs to do that job, full stop, or remove herself from the position of being a representative…

This case isn’t about religious liberty. It is about an elected official who represents the government and took an oath to uphold the constitution refusing to do their job. No one is saying her beliefs are wrong nor is she being asked to change her religious position. She’s being told to do the job she opted to seek…

I have to admit, it took a very long time for this to reach Godwin territory. I’m disappointed in everyone.

Oh, ageism, you old goat *shoves playfully*

Well if no one else was going to satisfy Pinkham’s law, I figured I'd better fill the absence.

I mostly say football because football culture is so much more tolerable than other sports, IMO. Better food, tons of booze, and it’s not like the World Cup where people just turn into zombies for a month. I only give a crap about two teams anyway, and they go head to head at the Iron Bowl. Those parties are the best;…

Here, here.

Maybe we NEED a war on Christmas. Sales start BEFORE thanksgiving. Decorations go on sale BEFORE Halloween. IT’S EATING THE OTHER HOLIDAYS!!! D: