Notice, though, that as they “thinned” the women, they left their breast sizes alone. Because, oh, no, THAT part is just fine being large, right?

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

I’ve watched so many of those shows and the victim is always described as warm, outgoing, friendly, loved by all; just your average girl. I always tell my parents they don’t have to worry about me being murdered or disappearing because I possess none of these traits. I’m not All American or normal enough to interest…

I was giddy watching Going Clear. My husband was looking at me like I was losing my mind. Apparently in the 25 years we’ve known each other he's never noticed my fascination with cults. I didn't know anyone thought they weren't endlessly fascinating.

You shouldn’t. I am, however, INSANELY jealous that I didn’t say it.

So, who wants lunch? My treat.

I saw the headline and thought that somehow she did this on roller skates, although my brain couldn’t figure out quite how. Like, maybe she’s a roller skate waitress at an old-timey drive-in? And then she skated him down?? I read the story and it’s still pretty badass but I like my version better. Also, in my…

I’m gonna succumb to the better angels of my nature and simply suggest that Joe Jackson could’ve fuckin died for all I care, the wife beating, child beating, child slave labor pimp, thief, mooch, worthless piece of human shit who destroyed his childrens lives so he could buy himself mistresses, drugs, and the ugliest…

My roommate is the GM of a restaurant and it’s a few doors down from where I work. They have some nice beers on tap but mostly people order off their cocktail menu, which was some pretty awesome drinks that chance seasonally. Sometimes pop in for happy hour to say hello, have a drink, and chill with my roommate. One…

MAYBE STABBING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IS A FORM OF GREETING IN HIS CULTURE! PLEASE CHECK YOUR CULTURAL NON-FACE-STABBED PRIVILIGE!

Whittenburg….oh, it’s a long way….

That’s the thing - if this guy felt like he couldn’t find people who agreed with his “thoughts on hunting” IN MINNESOTA, you know his “thoughts on hunting” are fucking deranged.

Yea, I’m from the midwest, have plenty of friends who love hunting. Legit hunters fucking *HATE* people that disobey the basic rules and dignity of hunting, because it makes them look terrible.

let him fucking live his life, randi.

Agreed. I like all the Belchers, but the other four are original and Gene is a ripoff of Bobby Hill.

Okay, so Oklahoma now has the trashiest governor’s mansion in the nation. But on the bright side, we can now lay claim to having the classiest trailer park.

How about a hat-tip to The Lost Ogle, the local Oklahoma blog that first reported the story?

Common can get it.

To me (maybe you don’t agree) Hannibal is so innately likable and chill, that even when he is trolling hard, he’s still adorable.