You weren’t alone.

For I WAS THAT GUY ON THE ELECTRIC UNICYCLE

While studying abroad for a few months in Italy while in college, I traveled around solo almost every weekend. There were times when I would go with others in the program or meet up, but many times I was on my own. Some of my fondest memories come from simply from walking around and exploring towns and cities,…

I discovered when I started going along to my husband's conferences (for a cheap vacation) that doing things alone can be quite nice, and definitely relaxing.

This reminds me of one time I wanted to see a concert. The only thing was the concert was in the next state over and I just couldn’t find anyone to take me. I had some trepidation about going alone, primarily because I couldn’t drive there. But I REALLY wanted to go to this concert so I bit the bullet and bought a…

True story:

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

I think the difference is Bruce Jenner won the gold medal in the freaking decathlon—which means that there was a time where he (as a reminder, he still wants us to use male pronouns for now, so that’s what I’m going with) could lay claim to the title of World’s Greatest Athlete. So, regardless of what anyone thinks of…

“Borked” is an acceptable substitution for “broke.”

Precisely. That’s a quote from Dianetics.

The tag say’s “John, friendly but likes to sniff crotches, if found return to the nearest scientology center.”

I was like “Nail baseball?” “Nail ball?”

This is the only Beanie Baby worth having.

I was being a bit deliberate with the horse thing - she’s clearly a horsey person and did an internship at a fancy equine hospital after vet school. But you’re right, it’s not her horse’s fault it has a shitstain rider.

My mom and dad always read to us. Which, for me, inspired a love of reading (until I got to grad school) and for my sister was her only way of digesting literature because she had fairly serious dyslexia that even my conscientious parents begging questions about changed anything. She was not dx’ed until she was 15.…

So I would just like to put this out in the world, BCO has made me a better diner and that makes me proud. On Friday I was out with friends, attending a Feminist/We Hate Men (not really, but some people think that's what the word means...) book reading. Afterward, giddy we went to a bar next door and made lots of…

Yeah, but it’s a dry hate.

The county had previously paid more than $68 million in judgments, settlements and legal fees for the sheriff’s office during Arpaio’s 22-year tenure.

“but only if you smear the guacamole all over your face and then leave it until it turns brown. the brown is the toxins, duh.”