I know...I was surprisingly pleased by that plot twist.

Meanwhile, Vaseline is in the corner, silently judging.

Judyj, you are my favorite concern troll/gimmick poster.

Yes, all of that, too.

I mean... Don't all couples agree to what they will or won't do at some point? Doesn't everyone have some kind of sex they don't like? You either agree to go without that or end the relationship if you can't. I thought that was called being a grown up. You don't always get everything you want so you either decide…

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

"The point being: whatever any couple negotiates in good faith is their business. The whole thing sheds light on how oral sex is often seen as obligatory for the woman to give, and generous for the man to give; in any arrangement where the man is willing to eat pussy every time, this usually just means both people get…

Blow jobs are a privilege not a right. I enjoy blowing my bf but he is one of those mid 30s inexperienced guys and had only been asked to perform on a lady a couple of times. In his defense he also tried to stop me when I went down on him when we were waiting for a meteor shower early in our relationship because he…

Seem's reasonable, but I have to ask

Dear Muslim business owners in Indiana,

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

dishwashers? cooks, bro. everything boh.

I'm wonder bread white girl - of Irish/German ancestry - and I always use that to cuss in the kitchen of the restaurants where I work. Also, and grain of salt here, bc I am in h-town, I have yet to have a single job where I didn't work with at least two Spanish speakers, one of which invariably used this word. But…

*Uh...what are you doing?

I do like that statement. I bet Obama would agree with it 100%. The problem with this issue- and in a large respect, his whole presidency- is that he has to choose his battles extremely carefully, and to make the correct point that a Muslim is just as legally able to run for president as a Christian is not the hill on…

"Billy Graham must be an asshole," said BuickSuper. "I don't know that, but he has five asshole kids, so there must have been something there."

How about, "While I am a Christian, I find this question discriminatory and offensive given that the laws of our country are not based upon and do not favor a particular religion — as indicated by our motto, 'the home of the free' and by the Constitution itself. If I were Muslim, I would still have the same…

This is actually kind of typical of the way we treat our vets, if you think about it. Lots of benefits that seem nice on paper, but when you get into the implementation, are basically garbage.