“The suspect was moving his mouse in what I determined was a threatening manner. He was just an inch away from clicking the button. I felt my life was at risk, so I fired my service weapon ten times, after which I reloaded and fired six more ... the suspect still did not respond to my orders so I fired four additional…

I was looking for someone who’s super fun to take to a party.

Unless...“Even Janitor” was a decoy, and “yes” was the real audible.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

What if we treated white men like this just for, like, an hour a year? So they know what it’s like.

I used to work in court reporting, transcribing a stenotypist's notes into the final transcript. Basically stenotype is written a syllable at a time. The keyboard, which the keys are not labeled, is arranged like this:

From the rate the truck on the left closes the one on the right, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that. Easily could have been setting up a pass.

Just from the gif, what the fuck was the red car doing hitting the brakes?

What the hell is this balance you're talking about? What the fuck axis? Why do you think the world will spin out of control if we take a stand against a nasty fucking thought disease like racism? Where did your warped sense of yin and yang come from, you dipshit?

Biff's gonna bone your mom then, bro.