Its still hard/impossible to program macros on the magic mouse though, right? (Thinking about the browser tab switching use case)

Oh damn LOL.

FWIW, i read a study a few years back that suggested people were better drivers when stoned. Something to do with that mild paranoia makes you more judicious.

This is the same feeling I get when my boss asks if the day’s activity will make us “go viral.”

So I’m almost definitely going to buy one of these, but the cynic in me is reeling right now.

I think I must be uh dumb? Because I honestly don’t get the question marks? To signal “up-talking” is the only thing I can think of but that seems petty and weird?

Top of paragraph two: “In short, Sharper, 38, is accused of using Zolpidem (Ambien) and morphine to drug women and rape them.” (emphasis mine obviously)

Thanksgiving weekend is a really terrible time to ask that question rhetorically.

I'm just so goddamned bored. My family doesn't do anything, talk about anything (I mean that literally. There were maybe cumulatively 50 words spoken through dinner), eat anything interesting, there's no booze, nothing. The whole thing ended at like 7. I rummaged around the medicine cabinet, found some pills, took…

"There was no SANE examination in that case."

What do you mean?

Suddenly rethinking that request for cops that are more "representative of the population"

Hey man lay off. My mom's maiden name is Kyorself.

Love it when people are outraged by data.

"Most black people live in cities."

When I was at AU (graduated in '05), we referred to Gail Hanson as "Skeletor" .. shes awful and I find it incredible that shes been doing this for so long (and telling that shes held the same position for like a decade or something now). I'm surprised they didn't use the Ben Ladner fracas to clean house more…

I was actually reprimanded by TSA for showing a temporary license along with my recently-expired actual license. The agent was like, "what is this? why are you showing me this?" and I'm like "well because usually when people ask for ID they prefer it to be valid, and this makes it valid." and she replies with…

Weird.. its not just video, its everything. Pirate Bay legal stuff maybe?

Is your boyfriend a big fan of Strange Brew? If not, ya knobs gotta watch it on the tv der.

You meant 88, right?