You know this column’s insatiable hunger for #content- just be glad it wasn’t another breathless First Look at The Title Page From An Episode Script

Randi Green Spot?

Sharon Black Bush?

Tallulah Redbreast?

Cracker Barrel is (allegedly) making progress, but it has a distinguished history as having one of the worst corporate-level racism/homophobia cultures for nation-wide companies. It was an official memo that employees who did not exhibit “normal heterosexual values”should be fired. In 2004, the Justice Department…

You truly carry a heavy burden. Is your lack of a sense of humor about internet comments congenital, or was it acquired later in life?

So I’m assuming you’ve only seen Superman Returns and Superman IV: The Quest for Moon Fighting?

I’m confused...I thought the main villian of Wonder Woman was The Kaiser....

Their “normal” cars are killing it- Civic is back from the dead, CR-V is lovely, the Accord has actual style again and the new Ridgeline...well, I haven’t driven it yet.

Cognitive. The term is “cognitive dissonance.”

Put it on a hillclimb and it’ll tip over backward

You are underestimating LaVar’s ego. I’m betting he either foments a riot or goes Full Trump and runs for mayor on a “Make Philly Bigliest Balling Again” platform

Unless they were creme-filled, I’m calling it a frame-up for insurance money. Bears love creme-filled.

Can malaise fester? That sounds too active for malaise. Perhaps ennui...

I’m sure the sherpas who laid out this season’s route appreciate the “unassisted” label. 

Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on the entire story. Girls don’t poop...

You forgot to translate this into pseudo-French and add the requisite undeserved haughtiness.

So, you’re a futbol guy, right Billy? Respectfully, the Premier League (which is usually the go-to comparison in these situations) is a competitive wasteland, exactly because there is no parity. It works great, as long as you are a fan of one of The Chosen Teams (or have absolutely no rooting interest at all).

You didn’t see the ringside shit where The Third Dirrell got himself arrested? Granted it wasn’t the slow-motion HD replay of the Uncle Dirrell suckerpunch (one word? two words? hyphenated?) but it was there

I find this suspicious, in light of Emma’s recent Pro-Terrorist-Rodent piece on that squirrel at the Indians game. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LADIES? ARE THEY BEING PAID OFF BY BIG ACORN?!