Cracker Barrel is (allegedly) making progress, but it has a distinguished history as having one of the worst corporate-level racism/homophobia cultures for nation-wide companies. It was an official memo that employees who did not exhibit “normal heterosexual values”should be fired. In 2004, the Justice Department…

Their “normal” cars are killing it- Civic is back from the dead, CR-V is lovely, the Accord has actual style again and the new Ridgeline...well, I haven’t driven it yet.

Put it on a hillclimb and it’ll tip over backward

You are underestimating LaVar’s ego. I’m betting he either foments a riot or goes Full Trump and runs for mayor on a “Make Philly Bigliest Balling Again” platform

Unless they were creme-filled, I’m calling it a frame-up for insurance money. Bears love creme-filled.

Can malaise fester? That sounds too active for malaise. Perhaps ennui...

I’m sure the sherpas who laid out this season’s route appreciate the “unassisted” label. 

Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on the entire story. Girls don’t poop...

You forgot to translate this into pseudo-French and add the requisite undeserved haughtiness.

So, you’re a futbol guy, right Billy? Respectfully, the Premier League (which is usually the go-to comparison in these situations) is a competitive wasteland, exactly because there is no parity. It works great, as long as you are a fan of one of The Chosen Teams (or have absolutely no rooting interest at all).

You didn’t see the ringside shit where The Third Dirrell got himself arrested? Granted it wasn’t the slow-motion HD replay of the Uncle Dirrell suckerpunch (one word? two words? hyphenated?) but it was there

I find this suspicious, in light of Emma’s recent Pro-Terrorist-Rodent piece on that squirrel at the Indians game. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LADIES? ARE THEY BEING PAID OFF BY BIG ACORN?!

I sit corrected- thank you.

Actually, citations to multiple sources is “any evidence”. Also, Trump’s repeated assertion that he did share important information with the Russian delegation. The only disputes are 1. was that information classified, 2. was the information sufficient to compromise intelligence assets of US allies, and 3. was it…

Delinquent taxes might be legit, but how would unpaid water bills relate to abandoned properties? I have no experience with this, so please let me know if I am missing something, but I would think “someone is using water and not paying for it” would indicate that the property is occupied.

Easter Theory: communion wine

Easter is a drinking holiday for most parents I know...

Agreed that this was a perfectly reasonable way to handle things. I give my adopted city a lot of shit, but this was fine. “Reparking” a legally-parked car using a tow truck is really shitty, because any time you hook up a tow, there’s a non-trivial chance that it will damage the car. At which point you re-parkers…

I think groomsman, right? Or ushers? What is the wedding equivalent of a second-round pick?

With “fighting words,” yes. Not with campaign statements.