Column A, please meet Column B

But it was a nice car....

He wishes for only that which every other driver wishes for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.

Myle is a liar.

I’m not your bub, friend.

However, when asked for comment, the shark noted that its assailant was both “freaky” and “fast”.

It’s cute that in the age of the AHCA, you think you will outlive these assholes just because you are significantly younger. 

I wouldn’t call the ruling “irrelevant” for the civil case at all.  

Three Words: Chevy. Monte. Carlo.

“Humping the shark”: to fail completely and yet still be insanely, undeservedly proud.

In the jurisdictions in which I’ve practiced, a criminal conviction for the same conduct underlying the civil action is taken as already proven. So instead of having to put on evidence all over again to show Hernandez killed Lloyd, the plaintiffs can fast-forward to damages.