AV Club: *spends weeks writing snarky “think pieces” about how Musk is an atrocious pick to host*

I’d say it’s rather unfair of you to be focused so much on the guy’s looks.

Pete Davidson looks like a corpse that escaped the morgue halfway through embalming.

Not Poisoning Rivers Since 1997!

Yeah bad wigs on superheroes are supposed to be for flashbacks only!

Fuck yeah, Gobbler! Peters knows what the fuck is up! Haven’t lived in Philly in almost a decade, but I still miss that hoagie (and make it at home when Thanksgiving comes around)

I lived in Salem County, NJ for four years. Wawa coffee is terrible (like any other cheap coffee), but the Gobbler is legit.

Hold on.  They have Wawa in Florida, but they can’t put one north of 80 in NJ?  Damn them!

At work last week a visitor asked me where he could grab something to eat, like a coffee and a sandwich, that wouldn’t take too much time.

Let it live on in your memory, because I don’t know how long it’s been since you’ve hit up a wawa but they’re selling cheeseburgers now, and the deli meats now come in subway style packaging, no one’s slicing up turkey, and they’re certainly not using Amaroso rolls anymore. And their coffee was never all that great,…

Why the FUCK was she reading the Delco Daily Times? Get that woman an Inquirer. Jesus.

I know someone from the Philly suburbs who moved to Burbank, CA for his job. When he was heading to work, he drove past a Wawa and he got so excited he made a whole Facebook post about it. Come to find out, it was a set for The Goldbergs.

That’s the beauty of GOT, it can be both!

This looks like mediocre cosplay with marginally famous actors.

Oh come on, Loki usurping Odin’s day is totally on brand for him.

I think more to the point, movie theaters are opening up again and they don’t want to compete with that. Especially in the next month or so when actually blockbusters start hitting the theater and large number of vaccinated people are willing to go out to see them.

Your dismissal of the entirety of Good News makes me sad. Obviously its not Moon and Antarctica, but it is a good album.

Whither the Comedy Bang Bang! 12th anniversary special?

I'm hoping it's against Julia Louis Dreyfus, Olivia Coleman and Katherine Hahn. Because I just want those three to team up. 

I have just written a a song as perfect as Angelfuck or Under Her Black Wings. Now what?