I watched it and I do not agree. I thought it was completely awful. Boring and joyless and I could not wait for it to end.

How is MacGuyver going to get out of this one?

Yes?

“Well, I used to believe in a woman’s right to choose, but then the fourth-male lead in the Scream franchise was in a movie I didn’t see, so now I call my girlfriend OfBraxton”

I guess he considers it a failed Jamie Kennedy experiment.

Yes, people age. Shocking.

Jesus, two years later and I’m never going to stop feeling vicariously embarrassed by people calling Captain Marvel’s 90 seconds of air force content that’s entirely about how they’re a bunch of misogynist pricks ‘military propaganda’.

I really think Captain Amerikkka’s run will end amicably with John realizing he’s not the right man for the shield. Can’t wait for tonight.

Now that is how you marry your cousin!

A show I never heard of, on a network I never heard of, is having its final SEVENTH season on the short list of shittiest streaming platforms.

THE AV CLUB

it was a little odd that the media’s biggest takeaway—particularly in an interview with a great Nic Cage story—was a sort of non-story about what happened (or didn’t happen) with Watson on a movie set almost 10 years ago.

Oh, neat.*

*(I would give up every season of Rick & Morty in a heartbeat for a funded, well-written Community movie starring the original cast with cameos or scenes featuring the newer cast members.)

Venture Brothers  is better than Rick & Morty!

Judging by his Twitter, I think Lil Nas would appreciate your joke. He’s down with the Dragon Balls

Ironically, full of Nikes.

Compared to all the depressing stuff on Twitter last week, this shit is a fucking hoot and I’m totally here for it. 

Clearly this is all a big misunderstanding and Lil Nas X is just showing his appreciation for the man who saved humanity from Perfect Cell and Majin Buu...

Let me kill that like for you:

“Bruh, if a nigga told me his name was Battlestar, I too would demand to be let out of the car.”