Okay except both “versions” of this movie are actually diarrhea and all of us lose. 

I think it really kills the ‘buildup to the mothership’ when the mothership tanked so badly in the end.

I mean, one should at least expect the cuckolded party to beat off, but the kids and the dog beating off, too? That’s where I’d draw the line.

He seemed to be a creepy suitor, a terrible boyfriend, and an unpleasant lover. Yet after years of this she still married him. There doesn’t seem to be a single incident where a rational person wouldn’t have used the door and not looked back.

Is it unreasonable to wonder how a person can make so many bad decisions?

I can’t believe I didn’t think of it until just now: tell him (the husband) to put himself on mute.

He’s right about your take, though. You’re complaining that the entire world would prefer to share a contemporaneous experience than accommodate you by quarantining themselves further. Get over yourself, kid.

Oh, I am fucking stoked for this!!

“Spoiler etiquette took an unbelievable dive during WandaVision.”

I can hear this sentence in my head, and you get three guesses as to what your voice sounds like.

Yup. The world is going to move on because it'll have weekly Marvel goodness.

It’s sad that right now movies about the Justice League can’t even compete with a spin-off series about The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (two C-Listers in Marvel comics).

You mean the one played by former Whedon company-player Alan Tudyk? The connections are all there, we just have to squeegee our third eyes.

* Announcing Jon Hamm, Amy Poehler and Courtney B. Vance as the Damage Control TV show leads

I don’t get the “all armour\robots must either be pointy or have as many hard edges as possible” aesthetic. Didn’t we learn in the first transformers movie that it looks like shit?

The AV Club is so biased. They only dislike this movie because it’s bad.

To be fair, Falcon and the Winter Soldier premiers the day after ZSJL does and will inevitably overshadow it.

Ray Fisher’s 15 minutes ends March 18, this is the 14:59 point of his fame and relevance.

I really hope in say ~14 days everyone gets it out of their system and shuts the fuck up about this movie, but I doubt it, no matter how good or shitty it is snyder fans are going to ride his dick until death. I’m now seeing “Wandavision stole the entire story from snyder’s JL movies!” and obviously terrible…

IT’S OVER! SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS, IT’S OVER! WE CAN RESUME OUR NORMAL SHITTY LIVES!

You are soo edgy!