You are soo edgy!

I’m guessing you (i) don’t like classic TV sitcoms; (ii) aren’t interested in creative examinations of the grieving process and (iii) are a dude. All totally fine, but WandaVision was not a muddle, it just wasn’t for you.

Bucky is the worst character in the MCU by a wide margin

My biggest problem with s2 of Altered Carbon was that they traded in all that cool hyper-urban cyberpunk shit for a fucking cave in the woods. But Mackie wasn’t exactly handed anything that could pump the interest back up.

I tried watching a few episodes of the second season of ‘Altered Carbon’, and my biggest problem with it was that Mackie had to play this grim, dour character, because I was used to the charisma and humour he showed off as Falcon. Looks like that’s in abundance here, which is a good sign.

“You could tell very quickly that [Whedon] was very upset that people did not like Age of Ultron very much. This is what I gathered from the first conversation that I had with him. There was a bit of this sort of egotistical narcissism that ended up going into everything that he was trying to do.”

I haven’t, and have no interest in doing so. But I never said Whedon doesn’t have issues with sexualizing women. In fact, I have said the exact opposite many times, and even in my OP I said Whedon fetishised small breasts.

After this and Spider-Verse, let's just give Hahn more villains from the Marvel properties. Hell, make her Galactus.

Age of Ultron really isn’t that bad - flawed, yes, but not bad - and the blame for its flaws is not entirely Whedon’s fault - there is a reason Feigue moved to get rid of Perlmutter and the story comittee after AoU.

Yeah. I mean, I’d like to see MCU style movies with mutants, but I don’t need mutants just to have mutants for the sake of mutants. I think there’s some real work that needs to go into how you fit them into the larger universe and make a good story out of it.

My love for you is like a truck

I’m so fucking glad someone made this joke so I didn’t have to.  I’m only pissed I can only give you one star.

Going by D&D rules, Harry Potter is a sorcerer since his powers are granted through his bloodline and Doctor Strange is a wizard in that his come from study of arcane arts.

Did he say “making fuck”?

Ant-Man isn’t alien, android, or wizard. You’d think Sam would remember TicTac.

Having someone throw mutants in off hand when we haven’t seen a single mutant or reference to mutants specifically in the MCU would be be a pretty weird choice for how to introduce them.

I will never not love James Gunn shutting down bullshit clickbait sites on Twitter.

They must have some kind of insurance on the car and I can’t imagine it not paying out.