What do you mean actions have consequences? That’s crazy talk!

Bad words! SO edgy!!!

I’ll sum up this movie with a single gif:

IT’S THAT FUCKING MUSTACHE.

Whenever Cyborg’s not on screen, the other characters ask “where the fuck is Cyborg?”

lol

Happy Endings should have had Friends-level success.

How long before we can just label this “Duke Nukem : Forever : The Novel” and just move on with our lives?

So it’s essentially a normal post apocalyptic series: in other words, a medieval story, disguised as sci-fi. Count me out. Sci-fi needs to be a lot more progressive than that. It’s like we’re running in circles in the last 30 years.

Anyone else not really give a shit about GoT anymore?

This is encouraging and all but still:

He looks like a date rape starter pack.

History lesson:

No mention of the fact that Eddie Izzard was conducting the interview while running a marathon? She’s been doing a bunch of interviews while running for charity.

Obviously they are using The Volume pioneered by The Mandalorian to film Obi Wan Kenobi.  Saving them a ton of money over filming at an actual desert somewhere.

I despise the entire Sword of Truth series, but because I seem to despise myself even more, I had to finish the entire thing once started. Almost every book, it is The Great Big Evil You Cannot Defeat, the heroes get their asses kicked for 80% of it, then they find a way to win.

Sometimes, just to spice it up a bit,…

So you mean to tell us that we will not be rid of Richard “Douchebag Libertarian Wizard-King” anytime soon?

Later, Kahlan gets abducted and raped, which she conveniently can’t escape with her Confessor powers because this guy either has influence over her (like he has Richard imprisoned and will kill him if she uses her power) or has plot armor that only works against Confessor powers, and Richard will brutally kill him and…

Children of Diarrhea?  Crazy.