The only way anything Harry Potter related should show up on TV is as part of a The Dark Tower TV series.

I was referring to her literal mother. Maria Rambeau piloted the quadjet into space, helped rescue the Skrulls, and beat Minn-erva’s Kree fighter in a ship to ship battle over the desert. The MCU Rambeaus knew more than most about space.

What is this? Did I just have a stroke? Do you actually get paid for this shit? What?

what the fuck is this shit?

I’ll have to rewatch. Because prior to this, the man was the central character of the ads.

Da fuq

More embarrassing was seeing certain critics (**cough**Dennis Perkins**cough**) try to make that Chapelle monologue into some sort of profound analysis of post-Trump America

I was laughing hysterically at the stork. Like, serious Brady Bunch and Gilligan’s Island flashbacks.

Then I was terrified at what Wanda was going to do to Geraldine/Monica. All within a few minutes.

Amazing.

I also LOVED the cheesy homage to what pregnant women (including Scarlett Johanssen for Age of Ultron) have to…

Oh damn. I had such a crush on her in B5

A theory about Wanda’s “new” reality warping abilities. Is it possible that this leveling up of her powers might be tied to Thanos’ destruction of the Infinity Stones? The stones themselves are gone, but what about the energy they contained?

So everyone that has a problem with the fact that he masturbated in front of women repeatedly should just what? Ignore their feelings and support this piece of shit no matter what? Fuck offffffffffffffffffffffff

he’s aging into a bit of a contrarian, edgelord loser. when he said ‘triggered’ on snl because his joke didn’t land i was embarrassed for him.

yes we are, thanks for asking man

I’m sure there will be an article on it later today but IRP Mira Furlan. She always seemed like such a genuinely sweet person at conventions. I’ll miss her.

You know, if he’d given a sincere apology and made any attempt to demonstrate that he’d learned something, maybe we could come back to him.

How many victims of sexual harassment do you know? Ask one of them. If you can’t think of anyone, just start asking female acquaintances, you have a 4 in 5 chance.

On this historic day, let’s waste an entire article on Clinton’s mask that although small, he’s still wearing properly.

Yeah all these people are muffling the echo in this chamber! Get them out!

What kind of weird criticism are you trying to make? Should we celebrate the clickbait bad takes?