You literally typed what I was going to. Thank you for noticing the obvious oversight in this article, which I know exactly what the author was doing with.

“My love, would you pass me the salt?”

I agree. I don’t think the onus should be on California alone to have a Black woman as Senator. The fact that they haven’t had a Latino senator until now is a bit absurd.

Ok between this and the Chris thing a few months ago, Hollywood is full of whiny babies.

“I mean, he’s on the email list, right? We did invite him to the mission, didn’t we? I’m sure he’s one of the really important members of the Justice League.

I pity the reviewers. They could have had a miniseries to break down but instead they’re going to have to slog through the whole fucking thing and it’s going to absolutely bomb.

Yep. At least as a miniseries I could MAAAAAYBE get through this. But I'm not hate-watching four fucking hours.

But now we will only have to not watch it once instead of not watching it 4 times. So we are the real winners here.

best “dead authors podcast” - the l. ron hubbard one.  brilliant.

Initial thoughts: It’s good. Batman’s arc can be seen as a more personal take on his heroine from Sucker Punch, while the pelican marks a welcome return to the rich thematic territory of...what the hell was that movie he did with the birds called?

The last part is my thing. I've already seen the movie, it kinda sucked. I don't think a guy making it even more dark and edgy will fix it.

In black and white with constant needle drops all set to “Hallelujah”.

In other news, every episode of Zack Snyder’s re-edit of the Buffy The Vampire Slayer television series is going to be 3 hours long.

This whole project only makes sense to me if they’re courting the miniseries audience. There’s a contingent of viewers who will watch a miniseries if it gets decent reviews and looks handdome. The day to day investment is less than a movie, but the total “amount” of entertainment is higher. That’s how people who have…

Correction: The hat that is wearing Ethan Hawke will be the villain in Moon Knight.

Saw this on an AVC diaspora site the other day. Kind of sums it all up.

Well now I'm not watching it. 

McNabb is my least favorite item from the McDonald’s dollar menu.

Crowe talks about Master and Commander the way Snyder talks about his Justice League.

This version is actually a musical, which is a real work of genius by Tim Minchin and is one of my favorites ever. It’s tonally not all that close to the Mara Wilson movie, especially during the musical’s intense, dark, and just incredible Act II. Same source as the movie, but I expect you couldn’t really call this a…