I came here ready to quip, “What are they gonna call it, Realer Steeler?”

and it must be killing him that Bloodshot was a flop.

AV Club can’t decide between calling The Simpsons racist or defending it from charges of racism. 

Anyone who gets a reply from “bottle_of_richard_cream” should dismiss it like the garbage that it is. He’s nothing but a Dirtbag Leftist Kinja troll.

Tits and dragons. This really isn’t a complicated formula.

A clear-eyed optimist, but an optimist just the same.

It certainly sounds like Batroc is just in it for the money and will work for anyone with a phone and a bank account. He probably doesn’t care who’s on the other end of the line. 

It will never not be ridiculous to see folks like Bricken treating Zack Snyder’s movie-equivalent-of-vaporware like gospel.

#Guyliner

They DID “throw him a tiny piece” and he turned it down for being too tiny. Hard to sympathize with someone who got what they demanded and then decided it wasn’t good enough. 

whose work was a big reason why Marvel was able to become what it is today

THIS! “Infinity War” in the comics is vastly different from the movies, especially since it involved Adam Warlock’s evil twin, neither which has been introduced in the MCU at this point aside from that GotGv2 post-credit scene. Too many people are confusing “Infinity War” with “Infinity Gauntlet” (and leaving out…

and yes, we looked up the Charter Of Fundamental Rights Of The European Union for this stupid fart-law article

Once again, io9 sides with a pretentious Hollywood figure to shit all over its own readers.

Meanwhile, on The Simpsons, Apu has never been recast

One day this site is going to troll me like this for the last time...

Here’s an idea: let the creator define his own work.

In AoT, it is eventually revealed that the Titans all have a person curled into a fetal position located at the base of the skull or somewhere close-by. This is why only sword strikes to the back of the Titan’s neck can kill it. The mindless Titans have people who are not individually “in control” of their Titans and…

I doubt it. DC’s new plan is “no connectivity whatsoever,” which should be interesting to watch fail on a whole different level than DC’s previous attempt at connectivity. 

And yet the “tech guy” from CA:TWS who refused to launch the helicarriers was the one running the rescue boats in AoU, which is a direct thread back to SHIELD, I’d say. And I’m fine with Marvel leaving it gray enough that they can do whatever they want in the future without having their hands tied.